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I waited for him to hit me, instead he replied, "She'll probably cheat on you too."

I was 14 when I grasped my fathers lifeless hand and realized I didn't hate him after all.

I used to consider one of my biggest talents to be pill-swallowing because I could swallow 8-13 medicines and supplements at a time.

You have no idea how many people distrust your willpower until you tell them you decide to quit smoking.

The greatest sense of accomplishment happens when you walk into an emergency room with an injury, and the Doctor smiles and says, "I don't even want to know."

Right after my brother asked for a sign from God, I noticed someone had written the words "FUCK OFF" in the dirt.

I misspelled my own name yesterday.

I looked my mother straight in the eyes and told her I would never treat my kids the way she treated me, then I turned from the mirror and walked away.

Somehow, turning 21 in a country where you can already drink doesn't make it that special.

I found my notebook from second grade, and when I read my words, "It was a good thing when Abraham Lincoln invented Thanksgiving," I realized that second graders are genius... pure genius!

When the third test finally confirmed that I was pregnant, my strongest emotion was the righteous joy of having been right all along.

I stared into the eyes of a psychopath moments before he killed a girl, shot a dozen people, then took his own life.

After hearing from my mother that my father had lung cancer, the only thing I knew to do was light up a cigarette.

I still feel a tremor run through my body each time I walk downstairs, even though you survived the fall

If you've never seen your friend's baby girl wave goodbye to her daddy as his casket leaves the funeral, I want to be you.